ETA, 7/18/2012

I promise, this will be a good story, if you can get to the end.

First there was 16 months of this:

Which made my many screwy hormones go like this:

That helped my ovaries, which looked like this:

Start looking a little more like this:

But I didn't know that at the time. So when I did this:

I wasn't doing this:

And I shouldn't have been surprised that it resulted in the right hormones doing this:

But I was very surprised when, well, when... when there was this:

I looked something like this:

Greg looked something like this:

We both did a lot of this:

Plus plenty of this:

And at 12 weeks into the pregnancy, we got to see this:

My body is starting to do this:

And so it is finally starting to be very...

28 weeks from today, on Jack's second birthday, 7/18/2012, we will be hoping for a very special delivery indeed: